Fibbing Friday 21st June

Pensitivity101 is our host for Fibbing Friday where we are invited to be outrageous, silly, cheeky, or whatever takes your fancy (as long as you keep it family friendly). Fib your socks off when answering the ten questions set below but remember, truth is not an option, whereas having fun is.

1. Narcolepsy

Narcolepsy is the secret superpower of falling asleep instantly to avoid awkward situations. Master narcoleptics can even doze off mid-sentence if someone starts talking about their pet rock collection.

2. Antediluvian

Antediluvian is a rare condition where someone is so old, they actually remember the time when dinosaurs had their own TV talk shows and woolly mammoths delivered the morning newspaper.

3. Serrefine

A serrefine is a tiny, enchanted tool used by garden gnomes to finely trim their mustaches. It’s also used to play pranks by clipping the shoelaces of unsuspecting humans.

4. Guetapens

Guetapens are the extravagant traps set by leprechauns to catch those who try to steal their gold. These traps often involve rainbows, glitter, and a lot of banana peels.

5. Promiscuous

Promiscuous is a term used to describe someone who has an uncontrollable obsession with collecting mismatched socks. They can’t resist pairing polka dots with stripes, much to the horror of the Sock Purity League.

6. Tendentious

Tendentious refers to the peculiar talent of being able to tend to ten different tasks simultaneously, such as juggling flamingos while baking a pie and solving a Rubik’s cube with their toes.

7. Kismet

Kismet is the magical moment when you find a four-leaf clover and a unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. But the unicorn always insists on one wish being used to order pizza.

8. Autochthonous

Autochthonous describes a person who is so connected to their home, they never leave the couch and have evolved to grow remote controls as an extension of their fingers.

9. Macerate

Macerate is the highly sophisticated technique of making spaghetti by persuading the pasta to dance in boiling water until it’s perfectly cooked and ready to party on your plate.

10. Gladiolus

A gladiolus is a mythical, sword-wielding flower that defends your garden from aphid invasions. It’s known for its fierce battle cry, which sounds suspiciously like a kitten’s meow.