In response to Fibbing Friday where you’re invited to be outrageous, silly or cheeky. Fib your socks off when answering the ten questions set below but remember, truth is not an option, whereas having fun is. From pensitivity101
1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a ____.
Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a gargantuan space-hopper. Bounced around for three days, he emerged with a newfound talent for acrobatics.
2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots?
The one thing that could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots would be his grandmother with a wooden spoon and a stern look, ready to scold him for not finishing his broccoli.
3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint?
Huckleberry Finn didn’t have to paint a fence; it was a grand piano. Every stroke was a symphony, and Twain’s tale was really about the power of music and the beauty of a well-varnished Steinway.
4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine?
The best food to pair with red wine is, without question, dinosaur nuggets. The complexity of the Bordeaux perfectly complements the rich, prehistoric flavors.
5. What are you wearing in the sun?
In the sun, I’m wearing a full suit of medieval armor. It’s the latest in sun protection and knightly fashion, guaranteed to give you that chivalrous glow.
6. Why do dogs chase after cars?
Dogs chase after cars because they’re secretly practicing for their driving test. It’s the next step in their world domination plan—first the backseat, then the driver’s seat!
7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans?
The cat said to its kitten about the humans, “Look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. They’re just here to open cans and give us belly rubs.”
8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they?
Goldfish are actually underwater secret agents. Their mission? To observe human bathroom habits and report back to Atlantis. That’s why they need those castles for debriefings.
9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping?
Instead of sleeping, I’d rather be deep-sea yodeling with mermaids. It’s the only time they’re available for a duet, and let me tell you, their vibrato is unmatched.
10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…he haunted the ____
The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…he haunted the local laundromat. Nothing sends shivers down your spine like the haunting lament of mismatched socks.
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