It’s Friday, and it’s also Linda Hill’s final combination Daily 2024 Just Jot it January Prompt and the Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt. This one is for SATURDAY, JANUARY 27th. JusJoJan #27: “Make the Call”

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To Call or Not to Call: The Modern Dilemma

In a world where we can send a message to the other side of the globe in less than a second, why does making a phone call feel like preparing for a space mission? Today, we’re diving into the comedic abyss of what it means to “make the call.”

1. The Pre-Call Pep Talk

First, there’s the pre-call ritual. It’s not just about dialing a number; it’s about mentally preparing to interact with another human being. You rehearse what you’re going to say, how you’re going to say it, and then forget everything the moment the call connects.

2. Voicemail: The Unwanted Plot Twist

Voicemail is like the plot twist in a thriller movie – nobody wants it, but it’s always there. You’re all set for a direct conversation, and suddenly, you’re talking to a machine, trying to sound casual while internally panicking.

3. The Accidental Call: Chaos Unleashed

Then there’s the accidental call – the pocket dial, the cheek call, the “I was just stalking you on social media and my finger slipped” call. This is the universe’s way of spicing up your life with a dash of embarrassment.

4. Video Calls: The Double-Edged Sword

Video calls – the technological marvel that lets you see your loved ones or ensures that your boss knows you’re not wearing pants. It’s the roulette of communication; will it be a heartfelt reunion or a frozen screen with unflattering facial expressions?

5. The Text-Instead Generation

Why make a call when you can send a text? It’s quick, it’s easy, and it doesn’t require you to find a quiet room away from your pet parrot who won’t stop imitating your boss.

Embrace the Call

In the end, whether we’re avoiding calls, making them, or accidentally launching them into the stratosphere, there’s something undeniably human about our reluctance and mishaps in communication. So, go ahead, make the call – or don’t, and send a text instead. The choice is yours!

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